it's jokes
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
"What time is it?"
"Daytime."
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 80 people.
Then it exploded.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.