it's jokes

It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.

A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?

Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!

Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.

Your face is so big that not even you can see it.

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.

You know sex is better than logic, but I could've proved it...

You guys know BeReal?

BeReal? More like cereal.

Get it? BeReal = cereal.

What is it called when young sheep bet?

LAMbling.

(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)

Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated ARRRR.

I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.

Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.

Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.

GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.

"Lune, it’s me."

I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.

What do you call a country's booty?

Its bottom line.

Helen Keller def faked it.

It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.

Weird.

Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.

She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.