it's jokes
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!