it's jokes
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.