it's jokes
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
It's sad someone has ligma.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
Boom, it went.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."