it's jokes
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm getting over it.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!