it's jokes

Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.

So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."

Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.

Why was the kid's report card all wet?

Because it was below "sea" level.

Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:

Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!

Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.

Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.

Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂

If you know it, you know it.

Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"

The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"

Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."

I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)

I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."

Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?

Because it required a parent's signature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.

I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.

Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?

My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.

🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"

"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."