it's jokes
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)