it's jokes
Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?