it's jokes

I went to see my dentist, and she warned me it was going to hurt. Then, she told me she was having an affair with my husband. Good news though...the cleaning didn't hurt.

Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.

Why was the obtuse angle hot?

It was more than 90 degrees.

Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?

A: Because BB-8 it.

Ya it's bad:)

I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. Last time she just let it go.

"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"

"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."

I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.

I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I can’t seem to put it down.

Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

What time is it when you get home, can you walk home and walk?

Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.

Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.

Top tip; if your wife asks, "What would you like to do to my body?" 'Identify it' is the wrong answer.

My worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.

What makes a nuke and divorce the same?

It only takes one of each to end your life.

If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Sister: I don't want to do it, but...

Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.

Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.

That joke didn't land well, did it?

You're so fat, when you went on the scale it said "to be continued."