it's jokes
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can I have some milk?"
He waited for three hours to get an answer.
His mom finally said: "No, your dad still isn't back with it."
I decided that I'll end it all, but when I drove off, I remembered I forgot to do the dishes.
Life is like a penis. Other people make it hard.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Me: Are you okay?
Dentist: I'm just a bit surprised. When I said to you "spit it out," I wasn't expecting you to say you've been shagging my wife.
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”
French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre. Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée!”
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. Last time she just let it go.
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"