it's jokes
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive” or something like goddam. Just take that shit somewhere else. Smfh.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse, but I beat her to it.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
One day, Little Johnny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there, so he went in to use it and asked his mom, "What is that between your legs?"
His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened, but with his dad. He asked his dad, "What is that between his legs?" He said, "My snake."
The same thing happened one more time, except with his grandmother. Little Johnny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said, "My headlights."
One night, Little Johnny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said, "Grandma, grandma, turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is trying to get into mommy's bush!"
War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.