it's jokes
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
Funny things or weird things to say to someone.
Hey... have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone.
It's hard to find friends that [are] 91% funny, 100% nice, and 1000000% good-looking. Funny!
Weird names to call a girl: Sweetums.
Baby-Bugga-Boo.
Fuzzkins.
Lumpy.
Nilly.
Ninty Minty.
and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross that's why I am not getting a bf!
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it didn't want to be argon.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
I hate it when I accidentally eat out my dog, lol.
A guy walks into a zoo, but it only has one dog.
It's a shitzu.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I can’t seem to put it down.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can I have some milk?"
He waited for three hours to get an answer.
His mom finally said: "No, your dad still isn't back with it."
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.