it's jokes
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".