it's jokes

Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.

You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.

What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.

My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.

Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.

Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?

5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.

If a dog made a computer, it would have a mega bite.

What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?

A stroke of luck :)

Why do they call my dick section 8?

Because all the hoes are on it.

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

My life is so sad it's because you're in it.

I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.

How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. They hire me to do it.

I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?

Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream

It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.

A woman just went through labor. She asked the doctor, "Was it a healthy delivery?" The doctor replies, "It wasn't delivery, it's DiGiorno."

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.