it's jokes
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.
After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.