it's jokes
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”
Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"