it's jokes
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips.
It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" the passenger said.
"Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.
Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."
Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.