it's jokes

Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.

Jesus and his friend went fishing. They both cast their lines out, and both of them get a bite, but Jesus's friend misses and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's a bad sentence to say; if you say it 3 times, something bad will happen to you." They cast it out again, and both get a bite, and Jesus's friend misses again and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus replied, "If you say that one more time, something bad will happen." They cast out again, and Jesus's friend's line snaps, and he says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's the last time something bad will happen." The biggest thunderstorm ever seen appeared, and a lightning bolt struck Jesus, and a voice came from the clouds, "Damn, I missed."

Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that... I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.

In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.

A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.

“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.

“It’s because God made you special,” she said.

“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Your forehead is too big. I can see my future when it shines.

I love necrophilia, but only if it's consensual!

I used to have a fear of hurdles.

But I got over it.

Can I branch out to some tree puns? Willow you allow me it’s only fur. No? Oakome on!

How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.

A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."

Your forehead's so big, it makes Kanye's ego small.

If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.

They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!

What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?

Ask Boeing.

If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.

Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."

I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.

I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.

Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.

Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.