it's jokes
I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
Just walked in on my parents doing it! Worst 30 minutes of my life.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
A friend texts to another:
"Hey." They reply, "What's up?"
The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"
To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!