it's jokes

Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that... I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.

A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.

“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.

“It’s because God made you special,” she said.

“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”

In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.

I used to have a fear of hurdles.

But I got over it.

Can I branch out to some tree puns? Willow you allow me it’s only fur. No? Oakome on!

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Your forehead is too big. I can see my future when it shines.

I love necrophilia, but only if it's consensual!

What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?

Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.

How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.

A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."

Why can't you tell anyone about space?

Because it's too out of this world!

Your forehead's so big, it makes Kanye's ego small.

If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.

Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."

What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?

Ask Boeing.

What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.

Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?

Because it's male bonding.

I'm starting a clown shoe store.

It's no small feat! :oD

Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.