it's jokes

Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.

What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?

Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.

How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.

A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."

Your forehead's so big, it makes Kanye's ego small.

What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?

Ask Boeing.

Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."

If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.

I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.

How can a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?

She can clean her crack and sell it again.

The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.

Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...

Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?

Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it.

Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow.

Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?

Because it's male bonding.

What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.

I'm starting a clown shoe store.

It's no small feat! :oD

I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.

Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.

Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.

Why wasn’t the moon hungry?

Because it was full!