it's jokes
This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10... It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
My infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.
A man walked into a zoo and there was only one dog.
He came out and said, "It was a shitzu."
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
Want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it’s too terrible.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
What is the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.
Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.