it's jokes
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
Dear disabled people, Just go into the settings and enable it.
I Googled "How to start a Wildfire." It gave me 28,452 matches.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read."
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.