it's jokes

Congressman

    • An officer confronts two congressmen.

    He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"

    The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"

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    • Bra

    • Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

    Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

    #she is sex*

    Baby

    • What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?

    A baby with forks in its eyes.

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    • it's memes

    Superman

    • Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.

    This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.

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    • Mom

    • Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.

    Prank

    • Any body have nothing to do? Well here is a prank that you'll never forget!

    (Btw I never actually did this irl yet)

    So tell your parents at night to come in in about 30 minutes cuz your legs hurt and you need them rubbed. So when they come in, pretend like your sleeping and right before they go out shout: NO! Then they will look at you but you'll be sleeping. (The idea is that you'll be sleep talking.) Then you start to cuss and say the most random things like: Hey you can't chew my cud it's mine, plus, you even went swimming today at that damm lake! Also say something like: YOU SON OF A BITCH! *swat in the air once* Then say: Why I made your f*ckin' bed today you stupid parents! *swat three times* And btw try and not smile as hard as it may be cuz they will be looking at you weird. And try to open your eyes just enough so you can see them. And depending on the tipe of parent you have they may wake you up by then or they will get interested and start laughing! Any way, then say: That mother f*cker that lives across the street just said I was ugly, you should do something about it(sibling name) ______. And also say: And if you happen to know where the nearest store is then that would be helpful. Then say: No Hulk! Leave me alone I love you! *swat twice*. Then say: Uncle Timmy Tom you are such a nude nick.(my dad made up the word nude nick, it just means crazy and annoying) Then settle down and lay on your stomach in your "sleep" and make it look like you putting the blanket on you more, but irl it would probably be to hide a smile! I think I will stop there cuz I don't think any one could hold in there laughter that long and if you feel like you can hold out longer then just make something up.

    I hope you guys can do this and it goes well for you! Please comment! Byeee!

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    • Partner

    • When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?

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