it's jokes
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
Yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
I went to my sister's room one day. I saw a trophy, so I asked my sister how she won it. My sister said the neighbors gave it to her because she gave out the best hand jobs in the neighborhood. I guess my sister put her hands to good use.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!
A woman just went through labor. She asked the doctor, "Was it a healthy delivery?" The doctor replies, "It wasn't delivery, it's DiGiorno."
My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
Technoblade would love it here.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️