it's jokes
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
I should just flush this joke away.
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.