it's jokes
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.