it's jokes
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.