it's jokes
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.
I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.