60+ Best iPhone Jokes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

Grandpa

dankmemester · 7 years ago

My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.

Classmate

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️ · 3 years ago

My “rich” classmates be like with their PS5, XBOX, and latest IPhones :

Orphan

your mumma · 4 years ago

Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?

Because it had no home button.

Expense

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows an iPhone X with a price of $999.99, an AK-47 with a price of $600 on the Afghan black market, a furry convention ticket for $36.87, 20 magazines with 800 rounds for $300, and a van rental for $40. The text at the bottom says "Fun day out = $976.87".

Reminder

Siri_the_Robot · 8 months ago

Do it

A meme consisting of text and a screenshot of a phone notification. The top text reads: "Me: Siri remind me to dye my hair tomorrow please. Siri next morning:". Below this is a screenshot of an iPhone notification from the Reminders app, dated 12:00 PM and labeled "now". The reminder text is: "Die today".

Dick

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A Twitter post with a user asking a hypothetical question about getting their penis stuck in a ketchup bottle, followed by two replies.

iPhone Air

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Dick

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "I hate it when I say 'suck my dick' and people say 'Oh but you don't have a dick,' you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don't have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant."

Upgrade

Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A screenshot of a Reddit post from the r/iPhone17Pro subreddit. The post title is "Finally upgraded!". The image shows two weathered metal cans connected by a short wire, sitting next to a modern silver iPhone with a triple-lens camera system.

Album

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Twitter conversation. The initial tweet from @OvOBrezzzy expresses extreme positive sentiment about a new Drake and 21 Savage album using vulgar and sexual language: 'Drake and 21 put both of they meat in my ears and nutted at once with this new album 🤤🤤🤤🔥🔥🔥'. A user named peazy replies, criticizing the phrasing with 'just say the album good nigga wtf', accompanied by a reaction image of a character looking disgusted from an animated movie.

Prank

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A YouTube video screenshot titled "Smashing People's Androids, Then Giving Them iPhones" is shown with a comment below it that says, "Break people's legs, then giving them wheelchairs."

Heart

Wade · 2 years ago

Based Shadow

The image shows a tweet by user amyroses saying "don't break peoples hearts! they only have one :(". Below that, user shadow replied saying "yeah break their bones, they have 206."

Phone

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A person holds an old black and red feature phone. Its small, worn screen displays a Google search page for "iPhone 17" with the "Images" tab selected, showing several small pictures of modern iPhones. The phone's physical keypad is visible below the screen.

Heart

Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows a tweet from amy @amyroses saying "don't break peoples heart! they only have one :(" and a reply from shadow @anyway-WOAH saying "yeah break their bone, they have 206."

Uno

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A Twitter post from user 'wanye' with the text, "uno is based on luck unless I win then it's based on strategy and I'm a genius." The date of the tweet is 20/07/2020.

Storage

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a phone screen with an "iPhone Storage Full" notification over a photo gallery full of pictures of a man with a beard. Some of the images have text overlays, such as "THIS POST IS 100% FACT CHECKED BY TRUE/YCPATRIOTS". At the bottom of the screen, there are menu options such as "TIME-LAPSE", "SLO-MO", "VIDEO", and "PHOTO", as well as a username "@midnightmitch".

Origami

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

The image is a four-panel meme. The upper left and lower left panels show hands making origami. The upper right and lower right panels show Pope Francis looking contemplatively at the origami.

Bed

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Mask

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "pussy tighter than an aztec clay face mask."

Boob

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a tweet. The tweet says: "using my boobs as stress balls."

Community talk

The Defector

Dear Sarah,

Your last comment was 3 days ago. You use your phone about 3-4 hours daily. You have a boyfriend, and possibly are in the field of medicine, although I can't be sure. You're right handed. (By "possibly" in the field of medicine I mean you don't seem to be in it yet, but you may be working towards it.) Ok, so you're definitely not in the field yet and are most likely in high school. You like horror, and y… Read more

JKW

why is the iPhone 17 lwk just a replica of a Samsung phone...

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

ppls with iphones https://www.tiktok.com/@mobolistcom/video/7253343618998471937