iPhone Air jokes

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.

Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.

Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!