iPhone Air jokes

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.

Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.

What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?

They sync properly.

I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.