iPhone jokes
I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket.
I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Kid: Dad, I want Santa to give me an iPhone.
Indian poor dad: Son, Santa is deaf.
Kid: No, he is not. I saw him on TV yesterday.
Indian poor dad: Oh, actually, I asked him for a new wife. Maybe he is wearing AirPods.
Kid: You are my Santa, daddy.
Indian poor dad: Pull down your pants, son.
Kid: It's not an Apple product.
Indian poor dad: It's a banana.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn鈥檛 have a home button.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Don鈥檛 fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn鈥檛 have a home button.
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.