iPhone jokes
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Kid: Dad, I want Santa to give me an iPhone.
Indian poor dad: Son, Santa is deaf.
Kid: No, he is not. I saw him on TV yesterday.
Indian poor dad: Oh, actually, I asked him for a new wife. Maybe he is wearing AirPods.
Kid: You are my Santa, daddy.
Indian poor dad: Pull down your pants, son.
Kid: It's not an Apple product.
Indian poor dad: It's a banana.
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡