iPhone jokes

Why can't orphans have iPhones?

Because they can't find the home button.

Don’t fart in an Apple Store.

It has no Windows.

Why do orphans get iPhones 11?

Because it has no home page.

I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.

Except it had no home button.

Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?

There is no home button.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.

What did the blond say about the new iPhone?

Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.

Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.

What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?

There's no Jack!

I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket.

I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."

A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?

The apple was already bitten.

How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.

Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?

Because so he does not have a home button.

How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?

An apple bag. 😜

Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!

Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!

Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?

It doesn't know jack.

I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.

Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."

The kid: But it has no home button.

Me: Exactly. 💀

What is an orphan's first phone?

An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?

It has no home button :D

What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.