Why cant orphins have an iphone , Cause they can't find the home button
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Yo mama so fat she needs 17 iPhone to take a selfie
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket.
I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."
A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
Me: "gift a homeless kid iphone 7" The kid: but is has no home button Me: exactly 💀
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
why can you not let a orphan touch a iPhone 7 because it would break if they touched the home button
