Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
The first time you have a new phone, you have a different one. You can change your phone to a new phone, but it doesn’t change the phone, it’s just different. I think it will work. I just think it would look good, and then it would work, but you don’t know if it’s the right thing for the new one. You just know it’s the wrong. It’s a bad phone. It’s a new thing. It’s the same for different every day, but it doesn’t look, and I think so it’s not a good, but it works, so it’s different, so it’s different for the new phone, and it doesn’t have to work on it. It doesn’t matter to the same for you know it’s just the one but it doesn’t have the one that I can do a lot better and I can just use my new one, but it is not that the new iPhone, so you have the one that’s the other is that I have the same thing and it’s the same phone, but I have to get the new iPhone. I just want it and then you have a good and it’s a different number so it’s just like so it’s just one, but you know it’s not like I have the new iPhone so you know it’s just one so it’s a little more than just the one and it will get the new phone so it’s just easier and cheaper for the money but it won’t cost much more to pay off your car than to get the phone for the next two weeks weeks or even two years to to have the car car fixed so it’s easier and quicker and I will be happy I’m happy happy I’m so excited excited thank y all and I will talk soon and have you have an update as to the results soon thank ya again so far hope all goes all are good hope to be in your class today love and have you been in your dreams hope all your day too bye.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.