Touchscreen jokes
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
You're built like a Windows touchscreen!
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.