Touchscreen jokes

Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?

Because there is no home button.

Why can't orphans have an iPhone?

'Cause they can't find the home button.

You're built like a Windows touchscreen!

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.

Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.