Touchscreen jokes
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
You're built like a Windows touchscreen!
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.