Touchscreen jokes

Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?

Because there is no home button.

Why can't orphans have an iPhone?

'Cause they can't find the home button.

You're built like a Windows touchscreen!

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.

My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.

What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.