Touchscreen jokes
You're built like a Windows touchscreen!
Why is the iPhone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
Because there is no home button.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.
A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...
How to respond if someone starts looking at the photos on your phone.
Step 1: Jab your thumbs into their eye sockets.