Invisibility jokes
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!
I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!