New Invisibility Jokes

Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?

So no one would know what side he was on.

Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.

Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.

Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.

How are you and an orphan similar?

Both of your fathers are invisible.

What do you call a black person in a dark room?

Invisible.

What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?

9/11.

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

Why do orphans air?

It’s invisible just like their parents.

Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!

I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.

That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!

I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!

I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!

To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.

Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.

EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳

Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶

Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

You know why they call her Wonder Woman?

She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.

This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.