Invisibility jokes
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
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Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
In America, you find Waldo.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won鈥檛 see it.
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can鈥檛 see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I鈥檓 John Cena.
Mom: Where, where鈥檇 ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I鈥檓 only 31, you鈥檙e 42.
I am glass! People see right through me.
What鈥檚 red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What鈥檚 invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What鈥檚 green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
I wish I could be as visible as my depression is.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life
What do you call a cow you can鈥檛 see?
Camooflauged.