Intimacy jokes

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.

Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏

I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.

We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.

You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.

Her name was Lola.

She was a loner.

At the Copa.

Then I saw her,

And I got a boner.

The next morning,

She couldn't remember if I banged her.

What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?

A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.

Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.

"My friend and her boyfriend were kissing until she puts her tongue down his throat, and what happens next is really weird."

The tongue gets stuck in his throat and starts to guh-guh-gughhh trying to get her tongue out of his throat, but it cumssssss out with spit all over his tongue, then they break up because he didn't want that to happen ever again...:/

Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.

I think I need to kiss your butt.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.

Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.

The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.

The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.

In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.

How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.