New Intimacy Jokes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

Her name was Lola.

She was a loner.

At the Copa.

Then I saw her,

And I got a boner.

The next morning,

She couldn't remember if I banged her.

What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?

A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.

Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.

"My friend and her boyfriend were kissing until she puts her tongue down his throat, and what happens next is really weird."

The tongue gets stuck in his throat and starts to guh-guh-gughhh trying to get her tongue out of his throat, but it cumssssss out with spit all over his tongue, then they break up because he didn't want that to happen ever again...:/

Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.

I think I need to kiss your butt.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.

Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.

The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.

The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.

In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.

How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

Do you like Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.

Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.

Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"

Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"

"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.

So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"