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"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆
If iI don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging from the roof
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.
Sex is like math
You add a bed 🛌
Subtract the clothes👚👕👖👙
Divide the legs🪢
And pray you don’t multiply 👨❤️👨👩❤️👨👩❤️👩
What does the penis say to the condom? Cover me I'm going inside
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia Is the fear of white.
What’s the same with a toilet and anal sex. Your ass gets numb after a while
Brojobs are like air. It's not important until you don't have any.
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common? blowjob is anonymous
Getting murdered by someone is probably the most intimate experience I'll ever have.
A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit” girl says “who” boy goes “ my ass cheeks”
Why doesn't Hellen Kellers boyfriend like having sex with her? Cause she just lies there lime she's dead.
What's the best thing about a blowjob?
- The silence.
Why is Johnson's baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed. But she has to. She's his mom.
