What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
Intimacy Jokes
What's funny about sex? I don't get it!
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
Her: Eat my ass!
Me: Yes, chef!
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
Like if you wanna have sex.
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.
I want to cream, rn.
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"
What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..
Just put the diaper on her 😉
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
