
Internet jokes
What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?
Faithbook!
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
"Room, you on."
Y'all ass fr fr.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Your mom dot com.
Get noob.
DOGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
This is how I got [redacted]
