Internet jokes

What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.

Hey, what do you call a beta simp?

You call me the beta simp.

Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.

How many thots have I bullied?

Three. The rest are dead.

I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.

The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.

I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.

lolo.

Have you seen the Justin meme?

Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?

Just-in time for deez nuts.

Bruh.

But actually, it's a parody.

Wait, actually?

Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).

What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"

"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

Do you know who Dee is?

Dees nuts!

He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.

His YouTube channel is a joke.

"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."

Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?

Me: More than you!

Ily.