Internet jokes
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
Funny posts.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
Dick butt.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
Aunt: On the internet, buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars.
Niece: I found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch. It's 3 dollars to watch.
Aunt: I'm not paying for that shit.
Niece: Yet you sit there and buy weight loss pills.
Your (DYM 29).
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
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