Internet jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
"Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa,"
"Give away my Money, No Papa,"
"Telling Lies, OK, Ima Check my Bank Account."
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.