Internet

Internet jokes

Emo

An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.

Who hit the ground first?

The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.

Mom

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

Memes

Name

I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.

OnlyFans

Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!

Paint

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

Comment

Guys, put more comments in.

We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.

Blonde

What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"

"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"

Troll

What's the difference between your mom and a troll?

Nothing, they both look the same.

Page

Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.

Website

On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.

Bra

This picture is for bras! Comment or not and go to each one and comment! And go!

Christmas

I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.