Internet jokes
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
That's kinda sus, you know?
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
Like if you are emo.
Like (DYM 139).
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
pornhub.com
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
How does a tree get online? They log in.
It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released "Frick Da Police," a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum.
A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted "Asian Jake Paul" on the wall of the front of his house.
Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"
Hours later, police found 4 suspects.
"Explain."
Sus 1: I don't vandalize.
Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy.
Sus 3: I fucking hate RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol.
Sus 4: I eat bricks.
Police: I know who.
RiceGum: Who?
Police: ITS-
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Notice anything in the number crowd?
Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
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