Internet

Internet jokes

Page

Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.

Website

On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.

OnlyFans

Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!

Memes

Essay

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

Church

What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?

They're both full of child groomers.

Emo

An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.

Who hit the ground first?

The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.

Mom

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

Website

What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?

We have a case of Witzelsucht.

Knife

Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?

A: Because knives don't have barrels.

History

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”