Internet jokes

When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

Woah, nice cock.

How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.

My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.

I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.

I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.

When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

(People will then say "r")

Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir,

You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.

How do you get 1 million followers?

You run through Africa with a bottle of water.

What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?

Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.

Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.

You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.

I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.

Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.

Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...

My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.

I’m not too worried—I think she’s jokingdkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf.

Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!

Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.

I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.

What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?

Tying.

I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

Here are some rules to make a good joke:

1: Don't say “my life.”

2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).