Internet

Internet jokes

Rapist

what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?

sue the dating site for matching her with him.

Keyboard

My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.

I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.

Break up

When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

Memes

Roast

I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.

Pirate

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

(People will then say "r")

Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir,

You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.

Africa

How do you get 1 million followers?

You run through Africa with a bottle of water.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.

Cannibal

What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?

Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.

Police Officer

I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.

Kid

+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.

+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.

+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.

Word

Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!

Teacher

Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.

Wife

My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.

I’m not too worried—I think she’s jokingdkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?

Parental Login: __________