Woah, nice cock.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
How do you get 1 million followers?
You run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.
Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.
+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
I came here to laugh.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
