Internet jokes
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
Woah, nice cock.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Memes
we did it, boys
I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
How do you get 1 million followers?
You run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.
+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...
I looked up "I have whiplash" on WebMD, and it diagnosed me with slavery.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.
I’m not too worried—I think she’s jokingdkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________