Internet jokes
When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
Woah, nice cock.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.
Memes
we did it, boys
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
How do you get 1 million followers?
You run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.
+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.
I’m not too worried—I think she’s jokingdkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf.
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.