Internet jokes
I came here to laugh.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
My wife said if I don't get off the computer, she's gonna slam my head into the keyboard, but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
Is Google a male or female?
Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.