Internet jokes
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
My wife said if I don't get off the computer, she's gonna slam my head into the keyboard, but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
Is Google a male or female?
Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
I am no longer anonymous.