Internet jokes
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
I came here to laugh.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
Memes
My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
My wife said if I don't get off the computer, she's gonna slam my head into the keyboard, but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
Is Google a male or female?
Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
I am no longer anonymous.