Internet jokes
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
I came here to laugh.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
Memes
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?
If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
My wife said if I don't get off the computer, she's gonna slam my head into the keyboard, but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Is Google a male or female?
Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
I am no longer anonymous.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.