Internet

Internet jokes

Suicide

What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?

Tying.

  • 0
  • Master bait

    My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?

    Memes

    Pasta

    What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)

    Post

    If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.

    Computer

    My wife said if I don't get off the computer, she's gonna slam my head into the keyboard, but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf.

    Google

    Is Google a male or female?

    Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.

    Shooting joke

    Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...

    Laptop

    I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.

    Dog

    Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.