Internet jokes
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).
I came here to laugh.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?
If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
My wife said if I don't get off the computer, she's gonna slam my head into the keyboard, but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
Is Google a male or female?
Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
I am no longer anonymous.