Internet Jokes

I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.

What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?

The homepage.

My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?

What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)

If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.

I hope this email finds u well

The image shows a cat wrapped in a blanket with a grumpy expression. Above the cat, it says: "I hope this email finds you well" How the email found me:

Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?

Logan Paul left him hanging.

My wife said if I don't get off the computer, she's gonna slam my head into the keyboard, but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf.

Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?

On a website.

How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.

What is Forrest Gump’s email password?

1forrest1.

Is Google a male or female?

Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.

What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?

I'm logging out.

Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...

I made a website for orphans.

It doesn't have a home page.

I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.