Internet jokes

I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

Here are some rules to make a good joke:

1: Don't say “my life.”

2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

I came here to laugh.

what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?

sue the dating site for matching her with him.

I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.

What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?

The homepage.

What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)

My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?

If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.

Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?

Logan Paul left him hanging.

My wife said if I don't get off the computer, she's gonna slam my head into the keyboard, but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf.

How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.

Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?

On a website.

Is Google a male or female?

Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.

What is Forrest Gump’s email password?

1forrest1.

What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?

I'm logging out.

Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...

Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?

Parental Login: __________

Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.

I am no longer anonymous.

What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?

TripAdvisor.com