What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
My wife said if I don't get off the computer, she's gonna slam my head into the keyboard, but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
Is Google a male or female?
Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
I looked up "I have whiplash" on WebMD, and it diagnosed me with slavery.
I am no longer anonymous.
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.
I’m not too worried—I think she’s jokingdkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.
