Internet jokes

Aunt: On the internet, buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars.

Niece: I found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch. It's 3 dollars to watch.

Aunt: I'm not paying for that shit.

Niece: Yet you sit there and buy weight loss pills.

Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."

"What's 9 + 10?"

"21" (lol XD)

Also:

"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)

One more thing:

Ninja has ligma.

Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.

Son, we are geniuses!

Sub to Pwediepie!

Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.

Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.

I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!

Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.

So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.

I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.

Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.

How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.

I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"

I got 39,300,000 matches.

"and i oop"

How does a tree get online? They log in.

This whole page is pure trash. Fuck all of you.

@shelby denver is a massive nonce.

Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.

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TDS - Too Damn Slow!