Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.
Internet Jokes
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
"and i oop"
How does a tree get online? They log in.
This whole page is pure trash. Fuck all of you.
@shelby denver is a massive nonce.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
Website: Submit a joke :-)
Me: My life.
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
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The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
PORNHUB
What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.