Internet

Internet jokes

Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!

Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...

What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?

I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.

Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

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Aunt: On the internet, buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars.

Niece: I found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch. It's 3 dollars to watch.

Aunt: I'm not paying for that shit.

Niece: Yet you sit there and buy weight loss pills.

Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."