A panda walks into a bar. He asked the bartender for a sandwich and then proceeds to shoot him, then leaves the bar. Later on, after asking witnesses, the police track down the panda and take him to the station. They question him and ask, “Why’d you do it?” The panda replied, “It’s what pandas do, look it up.” So they did, they went on Wikipedia, and there it was: Pandas eat shoots and leaves.
Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home.
As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump's wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie.
As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him. The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him, and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him.
Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes, but he wasn't really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump's friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump's friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, "Aww, I'm lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!"
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
Error 404 File Not Found.
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Add me on Snapchat for streaks: Loganlytton.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
Lol.
I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
