Internet jokes
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
ABBaS.
On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."
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Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
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What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.
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Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"I'm lagging."
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
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Xd.
Aunt: On the internet, buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars.
Niece: I found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch. It's 3 dollars to watch.
Aunt: I'm not paying for that shit.
Niece: Yet you sit there and buy weight loss pills.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."