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How do you get 1 million followers:

{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }

I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.

I came here to laugh.

My husband told me to make him a sandwich. I was looking online for some comebacks. Someone online said, "You better come back with a goddamn sandwich!"

Please stop using this thread. It is cancer.

Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?

On a website.

Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.

Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.

Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.

Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.

You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.

What does a cow watch?

MooTube.

When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.