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How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?

There is sperm on the computer screen.

A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,

Librarian: What are you looking for?

Man: I am looking for a book!

Librarian: Which book?

Man: Facebook.

Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!

Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.

Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?

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What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?

When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.

what's the difference between hitler and you?

one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.

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    • Why did Stephen Hawking die?

    He drove too far away from the power point/modem.

    Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.

    2019 Senior Prank: Hey fellas, let's black out the school. Haha, we're so sneaky, oh yes!

    2020 Senior Prank: Hey guys, I'm a tech whiz, let's spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha, it'd be so funny and good, even the whole world might fall for it!

    Everyone in December 2020 looks at tech whiz: "...you son of a b*tch!!!"

    Tech whiz: "You guys are the a**holes! I mean you fell for it for a whole year!"

    Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?

    'Cause they can't make it family friendly.

    I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

    Here are some rules to make a good joke:

    1: Don't say “my life.”

    2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

    3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).