Internet jokes
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.
Like if you are in high school and miss school!
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?
There is sperm on the computer screen.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
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How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
Pictures of the people commenting.
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
2019 Senior Prank: Hey fellas, let's black out the school. Haha, we're so sneaky, oh yes!
2020 Senior Prank: Hey guys, I'm a tech whiz, let's spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha, it'd be so funny and good, even the whole world might fall for it!
Everyone in December 2020 looks at tech whiz: "...you son of a b*tch!!!"
Tech whiz: "You guys are the a**holes! I mean you fell for it for a whole year!"
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
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