Internet jokes
When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.
Stephen Hawking's death was because he lost WiFi connection.
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
Give me the most likes on this site.
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"
Your mom dot com.
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
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I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
DOGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
Get noob.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
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