Oof.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerk.
Jerk who?
This website who!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
[Link to YouTube video]
This site.
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Yeetus.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
Anime cats.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
I made a website for orphans, but there's no homepage.
