Internet jokes
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
TikTok
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
It took Jesus 3 days to respond.
Worst lag ever!
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Hello friken world shitytytytytytyt.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
Oof.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerk.
Jerk who?
This website who!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
[Link to YouTube video]
This site.
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Yeetus.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.