What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.
What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
Send toe pics lol :)
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
A wife and husband were setting up their computer, and the husband made the password "my dick." But the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
Hello friken world shitytytytytytyt.