Internet jokes

What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?

Tying.

I have a penis.

How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.

500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.

What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?

I'm logging out.

What happens when you search nudes on my phone?

Nothing, I don't have any.

Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?

Logan Paul left him hanging.

"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"

yikes...

#PlugWalk

Send toe pics lol :)

What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?

You!

Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.

I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.

Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.

I made a website for orphans.

It has no homepage.

I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them.

Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.

"Why am I ugly?"

Google would like to operate your camera.

A wife and husband were setting up their computer, and the husband made the password "my dick." But the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.

This page is shocking.

What's wrong with you people?

Cyber bully: Your mom giey.

Me: nO U

So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

Why are birds good at social media?

Because they "tweet" all the time!?

TikTok

What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?

Internet.