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What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
A wife and husband were setting up their computer, and the husband made the password "my dick." But the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
This page is shocking.
What's wrong with you people?
Cyber bully: Your mom giey.
Me: nO U
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
TikTok
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
It took Jesus 3 days to respond.
Worst lag ever!
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Hello friken world shitytytytytytyt.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
Oof.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
