General Grievous jokes

What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?

A fine addition to my erection.

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies.

What's worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What is worse still? It has to eat its way out.

What's worse than that? It went back for seconds.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.

A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.

I will never forget my grandfather's last words: “The fuck you doing with that knife?”