General Grievous jokes

What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?

A fine addition to my erection.

Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."

I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"

Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"