General Grievous jokes

What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?

A fine addition to my erection.

What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies.

What's worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What is worse still? It has to eat its way out.

What's worse than that? It went back for seconds.

What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?

"It will be over soon."

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.

A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.

I will never forget my grandfather's last words: “The fuck you doing with that knife?”