What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
I am bored. Hey, Gwen, want to chat?
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Alex, respond to me, please! LOL
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
Anyone want to join us? :DDD Talk to anyone on the chat :)
Knock knock.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
So you get a new job, and here's something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*."
You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
