Intelligence jokes
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the top of your ego then jump to your IQ.
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.
USS Liberty. Never forget.
It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.
Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?
Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
After getting in the White House, D. Trump gets a letter...
...from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:
370HSSV 0773H
All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.
One of the agents suggests Trump ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary:
"Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down."
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.