Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Intelligence Jokes
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
