Intelligence jokes

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.

If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.

I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.

Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.

Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!

Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?

The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.

My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.

Yo forehead so big you think in HD.

"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."

Your mum is stupid, just like you.

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.

Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

A: Pregnant.