Intelligence jokes

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."

What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?

They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.

Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Why did the AI go to school?

To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!

Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.

Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.

I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.

If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!

My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.

"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."

Your mum is stupid, just like you.

Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.