Intelligence jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.