I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat Vehicles and Tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
