Intelligence jokes
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Memes
help im being nuked
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
Louie's IQ.