I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. ðŸ˜
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
Gaykelyu
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
