Insult jokes

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

What's the smallest stick in the world?

Your man's dick.

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

You're pointless.

I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...

Your face!

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.

"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.

Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!

Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.

Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.