Insult jokes
Your dad has a huge PP.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
Suck on deez balls!
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Memes
This is for explain bear. Pls stop doing ur poor insults bc we feel sad inside when you are being a b* ☹️ if you say a insult no more honey 🍯 for u 😌
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.