Insult jokes
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
Suck on deez balls!
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."