Insult jokes
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
Suck my butts, queer.
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
The word "ginger" is just the n-word reorganized.