What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Insult Jokes
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
din mamma
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
When some1 talks shit about you, simply say, "I'm surprised that your teeth aren't brown from all the shit talking you do"
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
