Insult jokes
You really gay. No questions added.
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
This is for explain bear. Pls stop doing ur poor insults bc we feel sad inside when you are being a b* ☹️ if you say a insult no more honey 🍯 for u 😌
Your mom gay.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.