Insult jokes
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
Suck on deez balls!
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Memes
look at me and your mom
"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
din mamma
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.