Insult jokes
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: ðŸ˜
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
din mamma
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"