Insult jokes

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

What do you call an idiot?

An absolute imbecile.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

"Go frick a cow!"

"I already fricked your mother."

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

"Why is your head big?"

"'Cause you're a ball."

Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.

What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"

Suck on deez balls!

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.