Insult jokes

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."

"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"

I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!

Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?

Person 2: Yeah.

Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

What do you call an idiot?

An absolute imbecile.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

My brother: What are you looking at?

Me: A mistake.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.

Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Timmy: *starts crying*

Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

"Go frick a cow!"

"I already fricked your mother."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Joe.

Joe who?

Jo Mama!

Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.