Insult jokes

Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.

(Also, I banged ya mum ;))

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.

Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu na na na na na na!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!

Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!

I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"

Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.

We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.

What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Your momma! OHHHHH!

Your face with my cum.

What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.

If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.

Your mom dot com.

A drunk walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an asshole!"

Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!

What do you call your retard friend?

A homie with an extra cromie.

When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.