Insult jokes
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
Yo mama is Obama.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,
Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.
Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?
Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!
Suck your mom. ☺️
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
Ur mom gay lololololololol.
I told my mother I'm a sexy cunt. She said, "No, you got cancer, you twat."
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
You're mum.