Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Insult Jokes
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
