Insult jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.

Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Timmy: *starts crying*

Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.

What do you call an idiot?

An absolute imbecile.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

My brother: What are you looking at?

Me: A mistake.

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.

Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.