Insult jokes

Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.

My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.

Ur mom gay lololololololol.

I told my mother I'm a sexy cunt. She said, "No, you got cancer, you twat."

Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.

Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!

Wife: Kid?

Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?

You're mum.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!

What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?

Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.

Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.

Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.

Boy: ...

Boy: Get the hell out!

You really gay. No questions added.

You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.

Your mom gay.

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"

Fork off!

What's the artist imagine something?

Imagine Dragons!

Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.

Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Timmy: *starts crying*

Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.

My brother: What are you looking at?

Me: A mistake.