Insult jokes
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Suck your mom. ☺️
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
This is for explain bear. Pls stop doing ur poor insults bc we feel sad inside when you are being a b* ☹️ if you say a insult no more honey 🍯 for u 😌
Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,
Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.
Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?
Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
Ur mom gay lololololololol.
I told my mother I'm a sexy cunt. She said, "No, you got cancer, you twat."
You're mum.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
You really gay. No questions added.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
Your mom gay.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"