Insult jokes

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!

Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.

Why did the man get run over?

Ur mom XD

Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

"Go frick a cow!"

"I already fricked your mother."

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Joe.

Joe who?

Jo Mama!

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."

But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

My brother: What are you looking at?

Me: A mistake.

What do you call an idiot?

An absolute imbecile.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.