Insult jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
Your momma! OHHHHH!
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
Yo mamma sucks!
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.