Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.
Sissy Baka
Bitch
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.
Suck my butts, queer.
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."
Trashy pig woman: "Why?"
Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
Eat my butt.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
"Hey kid why are you so fat" "Why did you insult him thats not nice" "It wont matter hes def"
