Insult jokes
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.
Memes
This is for explain bear. Pls stop doing ur poor insults bc we feel sad inside when you are being a b* ☹️ if you say a insult no more honey 🍯 for u 😌
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!