Insult jokes

What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?

Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.

Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.

Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.

Boy: ...

Boy: Get the hell out!

You really gay. No questions added.

Your mom gay.

Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.

Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!

Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Why did the man get run over?

Ur mom XD

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.