Insult jokes
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
look at me and your mom
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Knock, knock?
Who's there?
This dumb Explain Bear who needs to get a life.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
Yo mama!
Ur face.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Your insults are drier than your pussy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.