Insult jokes

Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.

What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"

Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.

Your dad has a huge PP.

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

What do you call an idiot?

An absolute imbecile.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.

Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Timmy: *starts crying*

Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.