Insult jokes

Your mum stinks of disabled people.

Wanna know why?

I don't know either, you tell me.

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!

Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.

Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

You're pointless.

I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...

Your face!

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

Your momma! OHHHHH!

Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.

Just looking for a cunt...

Oh hello, found one.

Yo, your hairline look like a cup.