Insult jokes

"Why is your head big?"

"'Cause you're a ball."

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.

What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"

Suck on deez balls!

Your dad has a huge PP.

Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"

Fork off!

What is the definition of clapped?

Ur mum when I am in her bed.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

din mamma

You want to hear a joke?

Your mom.

I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...

Your face!

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

What's the smallest stick in the world?

Your man's dick.

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!