Insult jokes
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
Joe Mama!
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
I sucked your mom's anus.
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
Your dad.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
Ur mom gay.