Insult jokes

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"

"Go frick a cow!"

"I already fricked your mother."

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Joe.

Joe who?

Jo Mama!

Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!

Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.

Why did the man get run over?

Ur mom XD

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.

Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.