Insult jokes
Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.
Ur mom gay, lol.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
What's one way to drain someone's ego?
Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.
Your insults are like a blank bullet: a stupid and harmless joke.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
You are fat.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
I'm fucking retarded.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
What would Patrick be if he was a dumbass and an autistic person?
A dumbism star.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
You look like something I drew with my left hand.