Insult jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

Why did the man get run over?

Ur mom XD

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.

Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Timmy: *starts crying*

Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.

What do you call an idiot?

An absolute imbecile.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

What's the smallest stick in the world?

Your man's dick.