Insult jokes

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

What's the artist imagine something?

Imagine Dragons!

Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣

Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.

Why did the man get run over?

Ur mom XD

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.

My brother: What are you looking at?

Me: A mistake.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.