Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
Insult Jokes
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Your momma! OHHHHH!
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
Yo, your hairline look like a cup.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
“In yo mama.”
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
