Insult jokes

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."

What's the artist imagine something?

Imagine Dragons!

Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"

I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!

Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

What is the definition of clapped?

Ur mum when I am in her bed.

What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"

Fork off!

Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?

Person 2: Yeah.

Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

din mamma

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

What's the smallest stick in the world?

Your man's dick.

You want to hear a joke?

Your mom.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

You're pointless.

I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...

Your face!

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.

"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."