Insult jokes

Your dad has a huge PP.

Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.

"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"

Fork off!

"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."

What's the artist imagine something?

Imagine Dragons!

Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

My brother: What are you looking at?

Me: A mistake.

Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.

Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Timmy: *starts crying*

Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.

Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?

Person 2: Yeah.

Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"

I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?