Insult jokes

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.

Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.

Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

Your dad has a huge PP.

Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.

"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"

I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!

Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?

Person 2: Yeah.

Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

What is the definition of clapped?

Ur mum when I am in her bed.

I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...

Your face!

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.