Insult jokes

Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"

Yo momma!

Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.

Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.

By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.

We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.

Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!

Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.

Peter: *curses*

Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?

Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.

Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!

Brother: Your nuts!

Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!

An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.

(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")

Your mum lol teehee!

Ur mom gay, lol.

Your mom gay.

Orphan: I fucked your mom.

Kid: At least mine survived from it.

Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.

You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!

Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.