Insult jokes

I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.

Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.

Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.

The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.

"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"

Sally: "You..."

Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"

Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."

Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"

Johnny: "A pig."

Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "

Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"

Your mum gay, lol.

Wanna hear a joke?

Your face.

What’s another name for a cow?

You... cause you're fat.

Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.

My cousin called me ugly.

Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, you're a poo.

Do you know your E?

You're E tarded.

Brother: Your nuts!

Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!

Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!

Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.

Yo momma!

Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.

By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.

Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.

Peter: *curses*

Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?

Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.

Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!

Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?