Insult jokes
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Tarik is a retard.
Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”
ugly rat
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up.
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
A woman walks onto the bus with her child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have ever seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
Yo momma is like a penny...
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants!
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!