Insult jokes

Brother: Your nuts!

Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!

An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.

(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")

Your mum lol teehee!

We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.

Ur mom gay, lol.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"

Your mom gay.

Orphan: I fucked your mom.

Kid: At least mine survived from it.

Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.

You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!

Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.

What do you call a duck with no head?

Your mom gay.

Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!

Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!

Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.

What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!

George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.