"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.
Charlotte looks like a sperm.
I punched you so hard that I'll call you "Droppy Pussy."
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released "Frick Da Police," a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum.
A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted "Asian Jake Paul" on the wall of the front of his house.
Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"
Hours later, police found 4 suspects.
"Explain."
Sus 1: I don't vandalize.
Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy.
Sus 3: I fucking hate RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol.
Sus 4: I eat bricks.
Police: I know who.
RiceGum: Who?
Police: ITS-
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Notice anything in the number crowd?
Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct.
