Insult jokes
Your mum's foreheads.
"Poo heads."
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Yo momma so fat!
Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!
You stink!
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
You (DYM 23).
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
"COVERBITCH, your worthless."
You're a big Z!
Joe Mama!
Your mom dot com.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.