Insult jokes

George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.

Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.

I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.

Ur fat.

Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.

You wanna hear a joke?

You.

Yo mama so fat, COW!

I fucked your girl.

You are fat.

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.

Suck my balls!

You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.

You are adopted.

No cap. No one loves you.

Bye.

Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.