Insult jokes
Yo mama so fat, COW!
I fucked your girl.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
You are fat.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Suck my balls!
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.