Insult jokes

I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

Yo mama joke.

Ur dad

Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!

You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.

Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.

Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.

Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.

The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.

Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."

Me: What are you?

Jake: A muddeasso.

"Poo heads."

Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)

Yo momma so fat!

Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!

My friend: You're ugly.

The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.

You stink!

Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

You (DYM 23).

So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."

The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.