Insult jokes
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Did you just kill the last brain cell you have? Or are you just plain stupid?
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
You're the reason the middle finger got created.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "You're adopted!" The sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"
That is so bad, just like you.
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.