It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
Insult Jokes
You are fat.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Suck my balls!
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
