Insult jokes
My friend: "Yo, stupid."
Me: "Is that right? And what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?"
My friend: *rolls eyes* and says, "Whatever."
Me: "Keep on rolling them; you might find your brain in there."
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Joe Mama!
Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!
Doin' ya mom oh yeah oh yeah, doin' doin' ya mom!
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"
The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"
"Yellow and far apart."
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "You're adopted!" The sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"
You're gay, lol.
You
You
You're the cow.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Ur mum.
You're mum.