Insult jokes
Suck my dick when you lay. I have to say you are gay.
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
You're gay, Amon.
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
"Ur Mater."