"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?
Five.
Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Your mom.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.
Your mum gay, lol.
Your mom gay.
A drunk walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an asshole!"
Your mom's asshole.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"
Here's a joke... you.
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”
What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
Your mum!
