Insult jokes
You're gay.
If you read this.
Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!
My son said he burnt food on accident, so I told him he was an accident.
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Your mom gay.
Why are you gay?
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
A woman walks onto the bus with her child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have ever seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
I call my dad a motherfucker because he fucked his mom.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.