Insult jokes
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."
Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
You suck!
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
Fuck nugget!
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?
Crush: Candice.
Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Crush: *slaps me, walks away*
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!