Insult

Insult jokes

I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"

Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!

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  • Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.

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  • Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."

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  • Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!

    1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.

    2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.

    If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.

    Welcome.

    So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."

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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.

    1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!

    2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!

    3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!

    4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!

    If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!

    Are these good?

    What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

    What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

    If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:

    "The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"