Insult jokes
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Lick my BALLS!
What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
Person 1: You are the dumbest person in the class.
Person 2: Well, you're the second. Maybe, but at least I'm not the dumbest.
Person 2: I know how to fix that!
... Next day person commits suicide...
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
Up your pp with a piece of crap!
Your hairline!
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.