Insult jokes

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, you're a poo.

You're gay, Amon.

"Ur mum gay..."

Sorry wrong person.

Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.

Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.

Just to an orphan.

Orphan: You're stupid.

You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.

Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."

Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"

Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.

I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.

Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

Yo mama so fat, COW!

Dude, ABC, what comes next?

Kid: A big fat noob.

I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"

Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.

"Ur Mater."

This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."

Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.

Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.

You wanna hear a joke?

You.