Insult jokes
This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
You wanna hear a joke?
You.
Bully: "Nobody loves you."
Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
Richard: Mom, someone called me gay.
Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across his face?
Richard: No, I couldn't.
Richard's mom: Why?
Richard: Because he was cute.
Kid: "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Your mom gay.
Why are you gay?
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."