"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
I was doin' your mom, yes yours!
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
Nick sucks dick.
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."
Trashy pig woman: "Why?"
Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
You're gay!
F*ck you.
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
Random guy: "Go suck a D*ck!"
Me: Nah, I'd rather suck a 9mm.
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
You're gay.
