Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Where's your off button?
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
An ugly, arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"
The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice."
